am getting old-fashioned, donot know any of them.

 

1. 你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。 2. 流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化... 3. 走牛B的路，让傻 B去说吧！ 4. 开车无难事，只怕有新人！ 5. 穿别人的鞋走自己的路，让别人找鞋去吧 ！ 6. 矿难在检讨中继续，楼价在控制中上升！ 7. XP不发威，你当我是DOS啊！ 8. 英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！ 9. 好好活着，因为我们会死很久！！！ 10. 人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！！ 11. 没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。 12. 宁和明白人打一架，不跟****说句话。 13. 再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！ 14. 只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？ 15. 连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！ 16. 要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！！ 17. 不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。 18. 早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归！ 19. 女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！ 20. 秃驴，敢跟贫道抢师太? 21. 犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一。 22. 唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！ 23. 赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧！ 24. 就算是believe中间也藏了一个lie。 25. 钱不是问题，问题是没钱！ 26. 怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。 27. 今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了。 28. 人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。 29. 走别人的路,让别人走投无路。 30. 思想有多远，你就给我滚多远。 31. 驴是的念来过倒。 32. 上Google上百度一下。 33. 你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死啊！最多我闭上眼睛就是了。 34. 请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，OK？ 35. 好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！ 36. 一觉醒来，天都黑了。 37. 钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。 38. 不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？ 39. 问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼。 40. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 41. 我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。 42. 人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。 43. 珍惜生活，上帝还让你活着，就肯定有他的安排。 44. 工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。 45. 爱情就像便便，水一冲就再也回不来了~爱情就像便便，来了之后挡也挡不住~爱情就像便便，每次都一样又不太一样~爱情就像便便，有时努力了很久却只是个屁！ 46. 过去流氓在深山，现在流氓在公安！ 47. 长着翅膀的不一定是天使，有时候是文明用语。 48. 站的高，尿的远。 49. 你是用这张嘴吃饭的吗？ 50. 我一巴掌把你踢出去。 51. 此地禁止小便，违者没收作案工具。 52. 你可以像猪一样的生活，但你永远都不能像猪那样快乐！ 53. 此为中华而努力读书！一包中华好多钱啊！ 54. 一炮而红，是形容女艺人的！

                                            translated by Xu Zhongjie

" How often comes a bright moon?"

I asked this of the blue sky

I held up my drinking cup,

As I pled for a reply.

 

I wonder, this night of nights---

Is of what calendar year,

Above and beyond the clouds,

In what's the celestial sphere.

 

I'd wish to ride on the wind,

To my blessed heavenly home,

With its marble halls and floors,

And its alabaster dome.

 

That would be magnificent.

But the cold that I cannot stand.

To an earthling that I am,

It won't be a happy land.

 

I prefer a cosy place,

Closer to the human heart.

As the shadow, in my dance,

Can play its intimate part.

 

There's nothing in paradise,

That is of similar worth---

To living among mankind,

In this so-called mundane earth.

 

Soon moonlight will shift its place---

O'er the top of chambers red,

Through window with their curtains,

To sleepless people, instead.

 

There shouldn't be love or hatred---

Between mankind and the moon.

But why should it turn fully----

Upon those who're to part soon?

 

The moon has weather that change,

Fine or foul; it was and wane.

Mankind is sad at parting;

Happy at reunion again.

 

From the utmost ancient times,

Down to our own very days,

The imperfection of all things---

Has forever been the case.

 

One can do no more than wish---

All people would keep going strong.

And though they are far apart,

They's share moonlight well and long.

 

 

It‘s been 5th or 6th time i received a message that said “我”很cool. 他们怎么知道的？看名字又是个女滴.......))

记得我以前的blog 里就谈过这事，现在人偶不懂，怎么看了别人的空间，男的女的会联想那么多？？？！！！

而且邀请我上某某网要和我聊聊，哈哈哈，不会男的色，女滴也色吧？！找我寻开心不是吗？ 外国的俊男靓女我好喜欢...))

不过让他们忽悠的，自己也有点飘飘然啦 当然只在脑子里呦。coooooooooool, 还有人说我是生在90年代的呐（我爱听）........

但是我的空间很民主，来者不拒/惧。哎呀，我TMD快要 cool毙啦。！！

 1962年的中印边界战争，我国到底夺回了多少土地？这些土地争议的源头是什么？网上误传在战争结束后我国放弃了或多占了30万平方公里的土地是真的吗？下面请看真实情况： 误传1：在1962年反击战中，我军几乎全部收复麦线以南9万平方公里的藏南地区。 事实：中印边界东段我军主要作战区域一个是麦线西端的达旺、西山口、德让宗、邦迪拉一线；另一个是麦线东端的瓦弄地区。在这两个地区，我军已接近传统习惯线。在麦线的其它地域，中印双方投入兵力都不多。我军没有全部收复麦线以南有争议地区。 误传2：亚东也是中印边界争议地区。 事实：亚东位于中锡（金）边界，不属于麦线以南的藏南争议地区。在五六十年代，由于锡金（位于尼泊尔和不丹之间）尚未被印度吞并，亚东根本不算中印边界地区，更没有什么归属争议，是毫无疑问的中国领土。今年7月，中印在亚东的乃堆拉山口恢复通商，也能说明这里没有领土争议。 误传3：1962年边界反击战，中国偷偷收复被印度侵占的亚东 事实：印度在亚东、江孜等地驻军，是其从英国殖民当局那里继承下来的在西藏的特权。中印两国政府在1954年4月29日签订了《中印关于中国西藏地方和印度之间的通商和交通协定》，取消了印度在西藏的所有特权。所以，印度后来从亚东撤军是根据两国协议进行的。不是边界战争我军的“秘密”战果。 我们大家一般都不熟悉《中印关于中国西藏地方和印度之间的通商和交通协定》，但著名的和平共处五项原则，就是中印两国政府在商谈签署该协议时共同提出的。 误传4：在中印边界西段，中国多占了30万平方公里的土地（包括以狮泉河为中心的阿里地区）。 事实：在中印边界西段，印度提出的争议地区面积总共只有3.3万多平方公里，最大的争议地区是阿克赛钦，另外还有巴里加斯等地。目前阿克赛钦完全在我方控制之下，巴里加斯（450平方公里）在印方控制之下。 误传5：反击战后，我军被迫放弃的都是平原地区，而重要的山隘和高地一块都未放弃。我军占据地理优势，收复印占区很容易。 事实：中印东段边界争端就是传统习惯线和麦克马洪线之争。传统习惯线在喜马拉雅山南麓与印度平原交汇的地方，麦克马洪线在喜马拉雅山脊。藏南地区是山区，不是平原。印度平原根本不属于我国，谈何放弃？藏南地区是山区，重要的山隘和高地不止一处，不是只有麦线上有山隘和高地，我军战后撤回麦线，麦线以南重要的山隘和高地不是一块都未放弃，而是全都放弃了。既然麦克马洪线在喜马拉雅山脊，当然是制高点，但这个“制高点”是麦克马洪爵士大笔一挥“赏给”我们的，不是我军夺山头夺来的，是我们和印度共同占有，不是我军独占。在麦线“制高点”和印度平原之间，还有一百几十公里纵深的藏南山区，这片山区中的关隘和高地没有一个在我军手中，我军谈何优势？ 难道我们还要感谢麦克马洪老爷赏给中国一个麦克马洪制高点吗？ 误传6：我军1962年撤军时，没有撤回到麦线，而是撤回到一个对外秘而不宣的“实际占领线”。 事实：我军战后在中印边境东段回撤至1959年11月7日中印双方实际控制线，又后撤了20公里。有人认为这个“1959年控制线”大有学问。其实这条线在中印边界东段就是麦线，它是相对于1962年战争爆发前的控制线而言的。1962年，印军在一些地段越过麦线，在麦线以北我方一侧建立军事据点。我们当然不能撤到“1962年控制线”上。 之所以采用1959年控制线这个说法，而不说撤回到麦线，是因为我国没有承认麦线。在中印边界西段，“1959年控制线”倒是有点学问，因为这条线就是中印传统边界线，但不包括巴里加斯地区(约450平方公里)。所以，在中印西段边界，战后我军只在巴里加斯这一小块地方撤了军，在其它地方的确没有后撤。1959年11月7日中印双方实控线参见《图二.中印边界争议地区全图》中的黄色线。 误传7：在藏南地区，我国实际秘密占领了2－3万平方公里的地盘。现在印度占领的藏南有争议的领土面积只剩下6－7万平方公里。 事实：藏南地区由于没有实地勘界测绘，具体面积网上有不同说法。我国政府公布的是约9万平方公里。现在这一地区全部在印度控制之下。印度成立了阿鲁那恰尔邦。 误传8：我军在1962年的反击战中，已经快打到新德里了。 事实：无论东线还是西线，反击战都是在当今中国地图标注的中国境内进行的。在藏南地区，我军已接近传统习惯线（但没有达到）。在阿克赛钦地区，我军没有越过边界线。所以，我军已打到新德里纯属误传。中印边界离新德里有多远，我军离新德里就有多远。 图一 1962年我军收复藏南地区示意图。 图二 中印边界争议地区全图。亚东在中锡（金）边界，不在藏南争议地区。 图三. 中印边界东段达旺、西山口、德让宗、邦迪拉一线作战示意图。这里是1962年边界战争的主战场，战后我军撤回到1959年11月7日线（麦克马洪线）。 Tags: 中印战争 历史解密 内幕曝光 军史回眸 发布:tty5001 | 分类:内幕秘史 | 评论:0 | 引用:0 | 浏览:4114 点击这里获取该日志的TrackBack引用地址相关文章: 前段时间华东地区空中管制内幕 (2007-12-20 15:3:10) 最新解密：中苏破裂真相 (2007-12-20 13:9:59) 英国人写的朝鲜战争决策内幕 (2007-12-20 12:50:17) 美：中国新任主席看来是一个真正的对手！ (2007-11-30 10:15:8) 中国应对中印边界争端的对策 (2007-11-30 9:45:21) 美：中国拒绝法国白送航母的真正原因！ (2007-11-30 9:32:4

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阿三的武器多是进口的,自己造不出.... 没能掌握核心技术又有什么用!中国还是打你没商量...

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港媒:印度五年投入500亿美元强军震慑中国

        据香港亚洲时报4日报道，印度国大党在大选中出乎意料的获得了压倒性胜利，与其领导的联合进步联盟赢得了议会近半数席位，这使以印度总理辛格为首的新政府得以摆脱反对党的掣肘，集中精力来实施国防现代化，而其中一项主要内容就是在2007年至2012年间斥资500亿美元打造一支能够具备随时打击巴基斯坦，并对中国造成长期威慑的现代化打击部队。
　　
　　印度工商联合会去年的一份报告显示，印度过去三年时间里（2004年至2007年）斥资105亿美元进口军备，使之成为发展中国家内最大的武器进口商之一。预计，至2012年的时候，印度军备进口费用将达到300亿美元。目前，其正就总值超过110亿美元的126架多用途战机项目、155毫米榴弹炮项目、各种直升机与远程海上侦察机项目招标。从今年4月1日开始的2009-2010财年预算案增加国防预算34%，达到282亿美元。印度雄心勃勃的现代化计划包括为印度海军研发能够打击远在5000公里以外目标的“烈火-V”洲际核导弹，以及鱼雷与飞机。
　　
　　文章援引观察家的分析称，出于对邻国中国和巴基斯坦的军力增长的顾忌，印度国大党领导的政府近年来将大量精力用在了国防现代化上。去年年底爆发的孟买恐怖袭击案，以及随之而来的日益紧张的印巴局势，进一步刺激印度加大国防支出。巴基斯坦2日释放了曾组织过多次对印恐怖活动（包括孟买恐怖袭击）的伊斯兰武装组织“虔诚军”(LeT)的创始人萨伊德(HafizMohammadSaeed)，这使印度方面大为惊恐。印度国防部长安东尼称，印度东北部地区与其他边境地区的军事设施以及沿海地区的武器部署，无力承担印度边境目前的紧张局势，均需要加快实现现代化。
　　
　　报道指出，印度还非常关注美国“为帮助巴基斯坦打击好战分子，在五年内为其提供28亿美元军事援助计划”的提议，因为巴方很可能将这些军事援助用来对付印度。尽管巴基斯坦经济远远落后于印度，但其在军事能力方面并不弱小。巴基斯坦已经拥有了美国F-16战机、先进火炮、雷达与无人机。而且，中国也在巴基斯坦导弹项目中为其提供了帮助。
　　
　　报道引用美国国会研究服务局发表的“发展中国家常规武器交易”报告数据称，1999年至2006年间，印度是发展中国家当中最大的武器购买国，武器采购合约总值224亿美元。排在第二位的是中国，而巴基斯坦则排在第七位，武器采购合约总值109亿美元。一位原印度空军高官表示：“武装部队现代化已经成为了一种全球趋势。我们也必须从新的角度审视危害国家安全的多种威胁。”
　　
　　报道称，印度不久将对参与竞标的多家喷气式战机进行实地测验。波音公司的F/A-18“超级大黄蜂”、洛马公司的F-16、俄罗斯的“米格”、瑞典萨伯公司的“鹰狮”、法国的“阵风”以及欧洲战斗机公司的“台风”都在竞争之列。据印度国防部发言人称：“所有文书工作都已完成，有关这些战机技术的评估报告也已提交。安全问题是印度政府最优先考虑事项。一旦国防部长接手，相关工作便会立即展开。”
　　
　　文章介绍说，除印度126架多用途战机项目之外，印度还将在下个月派出防务小组访问俄罗斯，促使俄方在2012年之前交付“戈尔什科夫海军上将”号(AdmiralGorshkov)航母，并列装印度海军；印度国防研究及发展机构（DRDO）也表示由于同巴基斯坦之间的关系再次出现紧张，因此印度有必要尽快启动价值近10亿美元的国内武器发展项目。该项目的内容包括，为印度陆军引入124辆主战坦克，为海军购置首批本国研制的战斗机；
　　
　　文章称，印度空军于今年5月接收了花费11亿美元购置的首批三架以色列“费尔康”（Phalcon）机载预警和控制系统（AWACS）飞机，它对印度军队来说是一种最为有效的力量倍增器：该战机不但能够跟踪来袭导弹，而且还可同时关注邻近国家是否侵犯本国领空；印度还耗资6亿美元从以色列购买了航空雷达，这些雷达也被用来秘密监控武装分子的攻击，如攻击者利用小划艇进入孟买市；印度也已经同以色列签署了一份价值14亿美元的合同，购买范围为70公里的岸基及海基反导弹防空系统。
　　
　　文章表示，印度不但同以色列签署了大宗防务合约，而且两国还进行了大规模的军事联合投资。今年3月，印度政府签署了一项价值14亿美元的合同。按照该合同的规定，印度国防研究及发展机构和以色列航空航天工业公司(IAI)将以“巴拉克”海基防空系统为基础，联合研制“巴拉克”地对空导弹系统；印度政府还宣布其建造三艘核动力潜艇的项目已接近尾声；印度空军还为其改装苏-30MKI战机配备了由俄印联合开发的“布拉莫斯”(BrahMos)超音速巡航导弹。
　　
　　文章称，印度陆军目前也正加速采购最新Harop loitering武器系统，导弹发射无人机以及“苍鹭”（Heron）长航时无人机、装甲车辆以及Tangushka防空系统

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其实，一年只买卖一支股票就够了；

其实，如果你的资金在100万以下，一年翻番并不难；

其实，每日亲手画手中个股的K线图才会让你的思维波动和主力一致；

其实，真的不要太贪，因为股市里的钱是赚不完的；

其实，真的不要太怕，因为****是不会让股市崩盘的；

其实，主力也很难，他们都很怕出不了货；

其实，底部放量突破就应该关注了，不管是真是假；

其实，也许再坚持一会儿，洗盘就结束了；

其实，中线心态，满仓一支股，手里留点，逢高出点，逢低接点，滚动操作是上策；

其实，看头才是最需要锤炼的功力；

其实，做短线最主要的是看成交量和换手率；

其实，每日的量比榜和成交金额榜就是短线的黑马榜；

其实，买入正在上涨的股票才是最安全的；

其实，看到长期横盘后底部带量向上突破的缺口，就说明你的财运来了，即使这个缺口只有一分钱价差；

其实，最管用的是技术指标的背离，而不是这个指标当前的数值；

其实，把大盘和个股的K线图叠加起来，就可以判断该股有无主力，主力强弱；

其实，敢于适时斩仓才是在这个场子里生存的根本；

其实，无论什么方法，你只要掌握了一种，就足够了；

其实，分时走势中，白线和黄线距离突然垂直向上拉大很多，就是短线出货的绝好机会，因为你一定有机会再补回来；

其实，洗盘和出货最重要区别就在于一个量缩一个量增；

其实，短线一定要看15分钟的K线图，根据KDJ可找到当日的进出点，根据OBV可判断主力的意图；

其实，如果你真的要做长线，就把K线图设置成30、60、120日；

其实，如果你有足够的技巧和胆量，大盘放量上攻时，你完全可以追龙头股的第一个涨停，说不定一周就能赢利50%；

其实，强势上攻的股，出风险提示公告可理解为“开盘就追吧，至少还有3天的涨头呢！”；

其实，短线可在ST摘帽的那天介入，你要坚信丑小鸭已变成了白天鹅，怎么着也得扑腾几下；

其实，新股上市的第一天，开盘30分钟的换手率达到40以上，就已经说明了问题；

其实，真正高手往往不会在股票明显进入下降通道的时候出货，而是更早；

其实，在股市里，会休息的人才会工作，为了自己的钱袋而工作；

其实，如果你能做到“有风驶到尽，无风潜海底”，那你就会发现，

其实，做股票是很轻松的！

其实，炒股真的不难！

It is an interesting news. Will anyone reject such a free lollipop? Lucky British, Haha.....

 

We are complained to be a very noisy people,  especially we travel to a foreign country...

Can we use lollipops to reduce the noise here created by huge groups of people?

I bet, if so, lollipop manufacturerers would be very pleased to receive large orders.

However, I am afraid our council will have no mood of it....lol

Also for such huge groups of people with a very mature mind, can one lollipop as a bribe let the noise lower?!!

 

/europe

UK pubs try to lick noise problem with lollipops

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     人生，　让房贷给废了
       一手字，让键盘给废了
       电视剧，让广告给废了
       广告，　让脑白金给废了
       羊肉，　让瘦肉精给废了
       英雄，　让美人给废了
       女孩，　让大款给废了
       帅哥，　让富婆给废了
       干部，　让人民币给废了
       医德，　让医药代表给废了
       书信，　让电话给废了
       饭店，　让政府签单给废了
       国足，　让足协给废了
       运动员，让兴奋剂给废了
       生命，　让医疗费给废了
       胃，　　让酒给废了
       肺，　　让香烟给废了
       学生，　让网络给废了
       儿子，　让媳妇给废了
       农民，　让欠薪给废了
       法律，　让法院给废了
       睡眠，　让夜总会给废了
       景点，　让黄金周给废了
       小孩，   让三鹿给废了
       论坛，   让看帖不回的人给废了

 When economy was good, people hardly noticed high salaries, bonuses and privileges of executives. On the contrary they are successful figures and entrepreneurs. Now they are “criminals”! Smash windows, damage Mercedes, send them E-mails and go demonstrations in streets…these may be ways to express people’s anger but are not ways to solve problems. Seems a 'revolution ' is waiting not far...??

 

 

It is hard to know how real these dangers are. Corporate security is by nature a secretive industry. Threats may be more about making headlines than actual intent. Reports that Dick Fuld, the disgraced boss of Lehman, was punched in the company gym by an enraged employee have been denied by the bank, for example.

What is beyond dispute is that corporate figureheads have become visible targets in the downturn. Wall Street, according to one banking executive, is on red alert. “We are worried about a mob mentality. People are angry about the economy. And Wall Street is an obvious target.”

Eden Mendel, director of security consulting at Kroll, agrees. “There has never been this kind of populist anger before,” she says. “When executives are revealed on television with bonuses they become a target.”

In London, the forthcoming summit of world leaders from the Group of 20 nations is expected to bring a wave of anticapitalist demonstrations. Police fear that City workers may be targeted: posters for the “G20 Meltdown” campaign carry pictures of a suited man hanging in a noose; some anarchist websites are running “burn a banker” campaigns. Financiers have been advised to dress down and to leave the Porsche at home, if they come to work at all.

For the private security industry, these are busy times. Bodyguards used to be the preserve of celebrity billionaires fearing kidnap, such as Roman Abramovich or Sir Philip Green, the British retailer, or of businessmen working in overseas trouble spots. Now, however, some executives in Connecticut and the English home counties are opting for close protection.

RBS is understood to be providing personal security for Sir Fred, following his departure. When a busload of activists from Connecticut Working Families, a coalition of union and community groups lobbying for fair wages and public healthcare, visited AIG executives’ homes last week, they were met by security guards.

Steele Foundation, a California company that specialises in protecting executives, reports a 30 per cent increase in demand over the past year. “Our business used to be about companies moving overseas and doing due diligence on the safety of new locations,” says Kirian Fitzgibbons, director of operations. “It is now about protecting key staff as threats come from former employees and angry protesters as companies downsize.”

Christopher Falkenberg, president of Insite Security, another US consultancy, likens corporate security to choosing private over public healthcare. “We respond very quickly to complaints. Policing can be somewhat general: they tend to look at a crime rather than head off a threat.”

According to Ms Mendel, the danger is more acute than in previous downturns, not just because of the depth of anger but because the internet has created a fertile environment for exchanging information. “People are frustrated and angry – and it is easy to get company directors’ details and find out where they live.”

Mr Fitzgibbons identifies a rump of militant troublemakers whom he believes are seeking to exploit peaceful public protests. “Some protesters are full-time activists – they will show up at an animal rights meeting, antiwar and also an Acorn [US community group] meeting.”

Or as Lord Malloch Brown, a British foreign office minister, told the BBC last week: “Frankly, there’s enough anger out there amongst all of us who are watching what’s happening on bankers’ salaries and bonuses. I think...the hardliners are going to have a sympathy they haven’t had for quite a while.”

But the concern is not focused solely on militant activists. Private security companies also report increased demand for both personal executive protection and workplace security to head off possible attacks from workers. Mr Fitzgibbons says: “We are having to deal with threats from disgruntled former employees turning up at executives’ houses, sending disturbing letters and making phone calls.”

According to Ms Mendel: “It’s not just senior bankers earning vast salaries [who are demanding our services] – they can just be ordinary people laying staff off.”

Smaller companies as well as multi­nationals can be at risk. Mark McCann, of Trinity Protection in London, says: “I had one incident the other week where the managing director was worried that a couple of former employees might return with a gun.”

Such threats may be more a matter of perception than reality. Simon Rowland, director of Veritas International Consultants, believes claims that economic activists are targeting business figures are overblown. He has seen a 30 per cent rise in business over the past year but mainly from wealthy individuals who are anxious about low-level crime. Yet as Pat Timlin, president of Michael Stapleton Associates, says: “At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. Perception is real if it’s you who feels threatened.”

There comes a point when companies have to be seen to be taking the issue seriously. One banker recalls a recent death threat made to a colleague by a Russian client who had lost his life savings.

“You don’t know how serious the threat is but the bank can’t take chances,” the banker says. “Leaving to one side the personal safety of the person threatened, it would do the company great reputational damage, and at a time when the economy is so precarious you can’t afford to lose confidence.”

 The dominant position of US dollar is relatively stable and strong.

 

For US

they are sitting on a huge montain of debts.  If they do not issue US security bonds or print dollar notes, is there any other alternative for them?lol

For China

they are sitting on a huge moutain of foreign exchange reserves which mainly are in US dollars. If they donot buy US bonds which seem relatively safe, what can they do?  loss... lessons... hahha

 一根绳上的蚂蚱!

 

I have known that when I spent the whole day at their home with my father. It will come one day.

Last noon I finally received the call from T.H to inform me that the Board meeting is going to be held soon, this week or some time next week. Well, China’s CNP & CPPC are being held in Bj.. Should I sit there like our respectful people’s representatives just raising my hand? My mind went blank.

 

No surprise, some old issues will come to the discussion again! Last year I have attended at least three or four times such meetings.

 

My lesson from it:

I have to remind myself again and again here: “do not give my opinions hastily. Wait for others.”

In one of last meetings, I think, my brain ran too fast and came up with a solution. Then I spoke out without second thought. They did not say any objections and all agreed. But after that several of them called me and told me their concerns. Seemed my solution would hurt somebody’s benefit. In next meeting they gave out an alternative but got no consensus…. What a solution! Still there…

 

Problems: such meeting may reflect some business running style with China characters.

1. Everybody at the meeting seems like to talk but not give their real meaning. After that they will call and ask and tell their opinions. Are they shy enough to express themselves at meetings? It is their biz and benefits!

2. Because of 1, the meeting will be held again and again. And people donot mind talking. The worst, I think, is that such meeting is always held in restaurants instead of a meeting room. From one restaurant to a tea house then back to restaurant. They may prefer enjoying meals and tea to some serious topics.

3. Some may be very concerned about cost control. Cutting costs! But if they really care it, why they sit in restaurants and tea house? The money they spent there definitely will be allocated to the entertainment cost of the company. And they think they have to hold board meeting in such a way, a right way.

4. Why is cost always concerned by people? It is important. Here I do not mean it is wrong, however, to develop the channels of this biz is important as well. That is my opinion but they donot care that much.  A sound biz. can not hold its traditional channels in such a fast growing  and competitive market. They are too old to meet new things/thought….

 

In this country we have many private businesses. Most of them are family owned. So relatives and friends are reliable people and involved in businesses. Because of this special relationship, many rules and regulations cannot be implemented well, even ruined the system. Ownership and management mixed plus relationship…………… it can be a mess for future …

 

I wish this time some issues can be solved quickly in a meeting room and things will be improved. Wish everybody speaks out instead of sitting there talking about nonsense. Time, money all are cost. Otherwise it makes everybody a loser investor!

 

(that day I put it in my space but I did not read the whole thing)

When finishing reading below Chinese paragraphs, I burst into laughter. Beijing dialect of Mandarin and Beijing slang are really good and vivid enough for describing things and people. Many of the words here are the first time for me to know (what a shame!) 

When people talk to me, sometimes they would say: “you have a strong Beijing accent.” I think, they refer to tones and “er”. I would happily tell them “yes, I was born in alleys and lived in alleys.” “.. am not an Old Beijingner or  Hutong chuanzi(string of sub-alleys)” mmm… maybe now you can say that.  I do not care cause AM a Hutong chuanzi! Many of my neighbors who are Old Beijingners impacted me a lot on my accent when I started to speak in Siheyuan(the quadrangal). But I do seldom use dialect and slang. With a southerner's face, when i open my mouth to speak, am a totally Beijingner! Oh, my Siheyuan, it was gone for ages even the alleys are still there… Siheyuan culture is in danger!!!

It is true that Beijing dialect of Mandarin has a good sense of humor and it is sarcastic and ironic. Also here people even do some sort of self-mockery while making fun of others/things … that is how we are.  Many of Beijingners are nice and good hearted but with a sharp tongue. Am one of that type?? But many non-Beijingners who do not understand our humor feel unhappy and even hurt. That is why I always had a “fight” with Iris( I wonder ) in IBS…Many people may think Beijingners are arrogant and posh… Aha,  You should remember that we grew up under the imperial root( in the imperial city)! What a pride!  And we use Nin (a polite way to say “you”) instead of Ni( means you) to call/greet you guys. That makes you treated like a noble…hehehe..)) But if Beijingners are called stupid assholes… I would say: “ yes I am ! Am a stupid asshole and you definitely are as well”...))

Characters of Old Beijingner: courtesy is their first; Nin( a polite way to say you) is always first word in greetings/speaking... Dafang(a kind of generous), not-exclusive, nice and helpful, love chatting.

胡同串子(hutong chuanzi, string of sub-alleys ): people idle all day long, no work, hang around in alleys..

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     都说老北京话温情也损，既幽默也自嘲。

     老北京人说女人，说这个女孩儿漂亮就用“尖果”，如果难看的女孩儿呢，就是“苍果儿”或“涩果儿”，如果老和女孩儿膘在一起，就是“戏果”。那被泡的女孩呢？就是“果儿”。您看，通过果子把女人的那么多方面形象地表达出来。那时候老北京还没有女权主义者，还能这样拿女人比来比去而畅通无阻。后来北京人比喻这些，也像他们的前辈。六七十年代，说女人漂亮，就牌儿亮条儿美，是飒妞儿，说女人难看就是困难户，男人总爱追逐女人，就是媳妇儿迷、花儿匠、拉蜜。女人和男人相好，就是“靠人儿”“情儿”“小蜜”。文革中一些男青年总想在大街上勾搭女孩儿，就是“拍婆子”。如果女人身材好脸不漂亮，就是“从后头看想死人，从前头看吓死人，一会儿就两条命”。可是也有人维护女人的利益，不许总拿女人开心，您看新京味儿作家徐坤，说话那个损那个幽默：“女人勇敢地把混蛋们卸下来，挖出那些昏聩不清的字迹一个个地进行重组、解析：嫉妒一男疾 男户 (与“吃醋”、“决斗”相关)，娼妓一男昌 男支(与“牛郎”、“面首”同义)妖媚一男夭 男眉(与“人妖”、“奶油小生”类似)”。幽默中把扣在女人头上的“罪名”全部戴在了男人的头上。

 

    老北京人说话不仅损（但是损也讲究度，不能让人家下不来台），而且逗，逗得还很形象。比如形容男人怯懦，胆儿小，就用忤窝子。那些总想巴结主人总是点头哈腰的，就是“哈着”。想讽刺一个人就会伺候人、为人奔走、拍马屁，就比喻为“碎催”。拍马屁过分儿了，就是“马屁塞子”。有种人天生小气，吝啬，自私，那就是“鸡贼”。与之相反，这个人仗义，大方，够朋友，就是“局器”。两人关系不错，就是铁和“瓷器”。没见过世面不开眼还土头土脑的人，就是“土鳖”。

北京人的幽默常常带点损，那嘴就像锋利的小刀。有次一位女新手开车上路，在慌忙中把车开进没有盖井的坑，一位路过司机主动下车帮忙。他用经验帮助女司机把车推出来，还没等女司机感谢，做好事的他冒出一句：“这么大坑都能掉进去，你今天手气真好，可以去买彩票。”其实，北京人的心地比较善良，而且道德规则意识在国内也算不错，但就是嘴不让人，常常做了好事，还让受助人因为受“教育”而不高兴。也难怪，老北京住在四合院或者大杂院，从小父母街坊邻居的大爷大妈就是这样对自己的。北京人小时候常常乖乖地听长辈的街坊邻里的“教育”，小孩也不会因为不是家长而说出“你管不着”的话来。北京人从小受大人教育，到大了又喜欢教育别人甚至挖苦别人。这“损”里面有时不是单纯的刻薄，而是有一种“打是疼、骂是爱”的亲切感在里面。有人说，北京人是典型的“刀子嘴豆腐心”，这个评价没错儿。

但是北京人说话的“损”可绝不是损人抬高自己，而常常是讽刺别人与自我嘲笑相结合。北京几年前经常看到一些轿车后面贴着“面瓜”的标语，一些外地人会不解地问：“这么新的车还卖瓜？”北京人会哄然大笑，也会告诉外地朋友：“那是新手，开得慢而且‘面’，所以自称‘面瓜’”。新手的标语还有“手潮，离我远点”，“新手，别吻我”……北京人习惯用“作践”自己来让大家都乐，在这种文化里，人们在很多时候，是并不在意话语是否正确的，而是品尝这种幽默文化的乐趣。

（本文摘自我出版的新著《当代北京语言史话》，由当代中国出版社出版）

 

See Lanterns

In the years of Yongle (58A.D to 75), Han Dynasty, Ming Emperor promoted Buddhism highly. A famous monk named Cai Yin came back from India. He told Ming Emperor that monks in India get together and look the Buddhist bones with reverence on 15th of January. Ming Emperor ordered to light lanterns in the court and temples on 15th of January according to the Chinese lunar calendar. He did this to show his sincerity to the Buddhist and this deeds spread to the folk places. From that time on, people light lanterns in the night of 15th of January according to the Chinese lunar calendar to celebrate the Lantern Festival.

Guessing lantern riddles is a popular activity added during the Lantern Festival. It appeared in the Song Dynasty. In the very beginning, some people wrote riddles on the lantern and people guess them. Because the lantern riddles are good for brain exercising and it is very interesting, this activity formally formed in Southern Song Dynasty.

 

Eat Yuanxiao

Eatin Yuanxiao is the long lasted tradition in China. Yuanxiao is also called as Tangyuan in some places. It is a kind of stuffed dumplings made of glutinous rice flour served in soup. Suger, rose, sesames, bean paste, walnut kernel, jujube powder can be stuffed in Yuanxiao. Yuanxiao is also a symbol of staying together.

终于忙完了那该死的doc.可以Blog一下啦。

 

以前在某网友的space中看到过一篇文章说土耳其的男人很色，由于宗教原因，在他们国家里有些东西是禁止的，他们就转向网上，并提醒人们要注意。看了以后，我就比较注意，谁发邀请和我联接，我要先进他/她的space里看看，再说是否接受邀请。本人确实连了几个土耳其男（我猜的，我也看过他们的space). MSNspace改版后，我发现我的messenger 上多了人，再查是我Space 里的friends,我也没在意，就连上。最近还真的有这种事情发生，几个我从不聊的人突然叫我，一问是土耳其的，都不用猜，肯定是男的，他们一边发hello 一边发什么“鲜花”啊，飞吻啊，然后连发几个please，一次又一次地让我把视频电话打开，英文打得也不好，好像除了几个简单的，其他的不会打，嘿嘿，看看你们messenger 上的图片，一个放的是个十几岁的小孩，太嫩拉吧，太小啦！一个放了个光头的照片，象大叔，没兴趣... 更有一个说是什么西班牙的，但打出的文字好奇怪，...所以鄙人就是不接受打开！ 今天更甚在我的私人信息里也受到一封信，第一句就是什么hot .... jingjing75，让我浏览他的网,还说什么要成为friends，网站的后面是tu(土耳其），我哪敢进呢，删。更奇的是以前我还收到过1个私人信息，看他/她自我介绍的名字象个西方女孩，说看了我的space, 想我是个cool 的人，奇怪的很...？？？？

看来都是我这个jingjing 75惹得祸，jingjing 好像不对劲。不过我要说，你们色吧，就把自己装得俊点、受看些嘛，嘿嘿...要知道我也色呀！！！

 

说土耳其男人色吧，觉得土耳其女人也有问题。事情是这样的：去年我连接了个土耳其女网友，彼此在space里有交流。在阳历新年的前一晚，此土耳其Z女给我发了一贺年卡在我的访客留言簿中，我当然很高兴啦，给她回一个，可她没设访客留言簿，于是我给她发了个私人信息并附上一张图片并祝她新年快乐。十分钟后，我收到了她的回信（在我的私人信息里），一共四句话：'我没给你发私人信息，我只是在你的space里发表评论和给你发了祝贺新年的贺卡。请将我从你的朋友中删除，我以后不在来访问你的space。’ 我很是吃惊，哇，问自己：

1. 怎么啦？？我做错什么了？

2. 是不是我说错什么啦？没有啊，我没他们忌讳的ZHU 字，只是祝她新年快乐啊，？？？！！！

3. 我的图片也没问题，是张牛的图片，难道他们不喜欢牛？？？

我要还要问的是：

1. 为什么用私人信息发新年快乐，她会如此生气？在我的私人信息了也收到过类似的，我很高兴，她怎没不？

2. 难道他们从小读经书，被洗了脑？受各种rules的规定，不能这，不能那...她有什么rules, 我破坏了她的rules?? 就算是吧，也不用这么绝吧，稍有不合意就举手中宝剑，一剑砍下和你割袍段意....

3. 此女在她的档案(profile)说她自己是个学心理的，我倒要问她是什么心里呀？你不高兴就把我删了，让我删你，什么逻辑？在她的blog 里，曾说中国货质量差，买的东西没几天就坏了，不喜欢，可你又去店里买中国产的bra(女内衣），又在blog 说，中国的经济和军事实力增强，她不喜欢（她用的是hate-恨，不喜欢），既然不喜欢那去买什么中国产的bra......这什么心理和逻辑啊？！！

4.此女在她的档案(profile)说她自己是个open 的人，这叫open 吗？我曾在她的space 读到她对另一个人的评论，她质问人家为什么你加我为朋友，把我删掉，又把我加回来，现在是第二次把我删掉？可是网络是自由的，民主的，你不高兴他加你、删你，你把他删就行了.....你不删他，去质问人家，本身是什么open 的表现呢？现在我给你发个私人信息，就要我删了你，我觉得莫名其妙地被她的open 给吓晕啦。

 

唉，总之，从小读经书，我们没办法比，我要大声地喊：我要大口吃肉！！！！　先来碗红烧肉　＋　一只烤火鸡（TURKEY), 再说！

 

 

This is interesting... ......from CTM.

 

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The ancient physicians used the Five Elements theory to study extensively the connections between the physiology and pathology of the zang-fu organs and tissues and the natural environment. By adopting the methodology of "comparing similarity to expose phenomenon," the ancien Chinese attributed different phenomena to the categories of the five elements. On the basis of the phenomena's different characteristics, functions, and forms, the complex links between

physiology and pathology as well as the correlation between the human body and the natural environment were explained.

 

Categorization of Zang, Fu, Flavours and Senses according to the Five Elements

	Elements
	Wood	Fire	Earth	Metal	Water
Flavors	sour	bitter	sweet	pungent	salty
Zang	liver	heart	spleen	lung	kidney
Fu	gall bladder	s. intestine	stomach	l. intestine	urinary
Senses	eye	tongue	mouth	nose	ear
Tissue	tendon	vessel	muscle	hair/skin	bone

Five Elements theory assigns each of the five elements a series of abstract generalizations and then applies them to the classification of all phenomena. Wood, for example, involved the aspects of germination, extension, softness, and harmony. It is then inferred that anything with those characteristics should be included in the category of the wood element. As for the rest of the five elements: fire involves the aspects of heat and flaring; earth involves the aspects of growing, nourishing, and changing; metal is associated with cleaning up, killing, strength, and firmness; and water is associated with cold, moisture, and downward flowing. As in the case of wood, the aspects of the other five elements are used to categorize all material objects in terms of one of the particular five elements. The following table shows the five categories of objects and phenomena according to five elements classification.

Categorization of Objects, Nature and Phenomena according to the Five Elements

	Elements
	Wood	Fire	Earth	Metal	Water
Directions	east	south	center	west	north
Changes	germinate	grow	transform	reap	store
Color	green	red	yellow	white	black

The Mutual Generation, Mutual Subjugation, Extreme Subjugation, and Counter Subjugation Relationships of the Five Elements

The Five Elements theory asserts that between each of the elements there exists the close relationships of mutual generation, mutual subjugation, extreme subjugation, and counter subjugation. The theory explains the interrelatedness of all things through the use of those close relationships.

Mutual generation means multiplication and promotion, while mutual subjugation means mutual restriction and restraint. The order of mutual generation among the five elements is that wood generates fire, fire generates earth, earth generates metal, metal generates water, and water generates wood. In this way generation is circular and endless. In the mutual generating relation of the five elements, each of the elements has the property of "being generate" and "generating." The one which generates is the "mother," the one which is generated is the "son." This is known as the "mother-son relationship." Each of the five elements has this type of mutual generating relationship with the other.

According to the order of mutual subjugation, however, wood subjugates earth, metal subjugates wood, etc. Each of the five elements also shares this subjugation relationship with the other. This relationship has the properties of "being subjugated" and of "subjugating." The former means that my ability is inferior to the object, while the later denotes my superiority to the object. Therefore, the mutual subjugating relationship among the five elements is also known as the relationship of "being superior to" and "being inferior to" another element.

Mutual generation and mutual subjugation are two aspects which cannot be separated. If there is no generation, then there is no birth and growth. If there is no subjugation, then there is no change and development for maintaining normal harmonious relations. As the Leijing tuyi says, "If there is no generation, then there is no growth and development. If there is no restriction, then endless growth and development will become harmful." Thus the movement and change of all things exists through their mutual generating and subjugating relationships. These relationships are the basis of the never ending circulation of natural elements.

Extreme subjugation and counter subjugation are the pathological conditions of the normal mutual generation and subjugation relationships. Extreme subjugation denotes that the subjugation of one of the five elements to another surpasses the normal level. For example, if there is hyperactivity of the wood element, it will subjugate the earth element. The latter elements is made weak and insufficient.

Counter subjugation means that one of the five elements subjugates the other opposite to the normal mutual subjugation order. For example, when metal is weak and insufficient, it leads to the hyperactivity of wood. The latter will then counter subjugate the former. In the Suwen it says:

When the qi of one of the five elements is excessive, it will subjugate its subjugated element (such as wood subjugating earth) and counter subjugate the subjugating element (such as wood counter subjugating metal).

Moreover, the Five Elements theory recognizes a correlation between those things which are related to a particular element. As the Suwen points out, "The East generates wind, wind generates wood, wood generates sour, sour generates liver, liver generates tendons....". According to Five Elements theory, each element has its own repertory of relationships among the objects that compose the physical world. The theory of Five Elements is therefore the theoretical basis of the unique bond between man and nature.

 

 

Wow, up, up, up, red is up....))

 

Sometimes we do use ying and yang in daily life but donot realize that...

 

I do not cook anyway!

 

 

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Written by Rhonda Parkinson

Yin and yang. Hot and cold. Male and female.  The philosophy of yin and yang lies at the heart of Chinese culture. The first references to yin and yang come from the I Ching, the five classic works compiled and edited by Confucius.  Taken literally, yin and yang mean the dark side and sunny side of a hill.  People commonly think of yin and yang as opposing forces.  However, it is really more appropriate to view them as complementary pairs.  The Chinese believe problems arise not when the two forces are battling, but when there is an imbalance between them in the environment.  Floods, divorce, or even a fire in the kitchen - all can be attributed to disharmony in the forces of yin and yang.

This is the traditional symbol for the forces of yin and yang, sometimes described as two fish swimming head to tail.

How does the concept of yin and yang relate to food?  A basic adherence to this philosophy can be found in any Chinese dish, from stir-fried beef with broccoli to sweet and sour pork. There is always a balance in color, flavors, and textures. However, belief in the importance of following the principles of yin and yang in the diet extends further. Certain foods are thought to have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties.  The challenge is to consume a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.  When treating illnesses, an Oriental physician will frequently advise dietary changes in order to restore a healthy balance between the yin and yang in the body. For example, let's say you're suffering from heartburn, caused by consuming too many spicy (yang) foods.  Instead of antacids, you're likely to take home a prescription for herbal teas to restore the yin forces.   Similarly, coughs or flu are more likely to be treated with dietary changes than antibiotics or cough medicines.

Almost no foodstuff is purely yin or yang - it's more that one characteristic tends to dominate.  This is why there is not complete agreement among experts as to which foods exhibit yin or yang forces.  It also reinforces that it is not so much the individual ingredients, as the the balance and contrast between ingredients in each dish, that is important. Interestingly, cooking methods also have more of a yin or yang property, as the list below demonstrates.

Cooking Methods: 

Yin Qualities:

• Boiling
• Poaching
• Steaming

Yang Qualities:

• Deep-frying
• Roasting
• Stir-frying

Types of Foods: 

Yin Foods	Yang Foods
Bean Sprouts	Bamboo
Cabbage	Beef
Carrots	Chicken
Crab	Eggs
Cucumber	Ginger
Duck	Glutinous Rice
Tofu	Mushrooms
Watercress	Sesame Oil
Water	Wine

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The world is a big class/team, US is the monitor, PRC is the secretary of the Youth league...Russia is the vice monitorhaha, it sounds like that way..

 

16、巴西Brazil——体育委员，足球技术特好，家里杂草丛生。

 

17、瑞士Switzerland —— 班花。女，学习成绩好，极讨厌打架。

孤芳自赏，洁身自好，从不跟男生勾肩搭背抛媚眼儿 ，典型的“冷

面美人”。姿态娴雅端庄，气质高雅华贵，许多男生都把她当作梦中

情人。班主任也很喜欢她，经常在她家开班级party。   

 

18、蒙古Mongolia——特困生，但刚出生时是个巨婴，曾大哭大闹，

弄得还在上幼儿园的全班同学不得安宁。   

 

19、意大利Italy——上幼儿园时收拾了周围几十个比自己小的彪

悍小朋友，后来被众小朋友合伙打残，失忆，醒来后加入了打他的

那群骠悍小朋友，大一点后发现自己又能记起一点失忆前的东西，

把它们教给众小朋友后，众小朋友变得比自己学习还要好，且大多

成为班干部。   

 

20、希腊Greece——上幼儿园时特聪明，爱讲神话传说。教会了周

围一大帮同学数理化政史地，后来被自己教出来的意大利打残，抓

到家里，意大利又被打失忆后，希腊为了避免步其后尘，对意大利

旁边那群骠悍小朋友躲得远远的，但终于还是被几伙同学联番欺负。

 

21、土耳其Turkey——小学时彪悍，打了不少人，还不知好歹地收

拾了早慧少年希腊，结果被那群更骠悍而且有钱的小朋友收拾了，

现在正在乞求那群彪悍小朋友收留他。

 

22、格鲁吉亚Gerogia ——副班长的小弟弟，前不久才转进班里，

现在正在挨哥哥揍。

 

23、埃及Egypt——早慧儿童，可惜幼儿园毕业后失忆，幸好一系列

家传古董还在。 

  

24、以色列Isral——早慧儿童，智商极高，但童年不幸，四处流浪，

曾经被很多同学轮番欺负，却都凭借顽强的意志咬牙挺过来了，

没有失忆。成为班长的铁杆朋友后，开始不那么低调了，跟同桌

前后桌关系一直不好。他的处事原则是：睚眦必报！   

 

25、丹麦Denmark——小学时很凶，喜欢抢别人钱，后来不耍脾气了，

成了人见人爱的娃娃脸。他写的童话故事班内一绝。

 

26、墨西哥Mexico——幼儿园时聪明，但大多数同学不知道，

知道后直接把他打残，失忆，醒来后发现原来班长住在自己家旁边，

后来班长半买半抢拿了他家一半的东西走。

 

27、西班牙Spain—— 幼儿园时全家被人抢光，小学时便成专抢别

人的，发现了一块新地盘，收保护费时被后来的学习委员狠狠揍个

半死，手下人全部走掉。   

 

28、葡萄牙Portugal—— 经历与西班牙类似，但是体质比较弱，更

早就被收拾了，最近的一件大事是把小学一年级时抢的现在团支书的

一点东西还给了他。 

 

29、阿根廷Argentina——和墨西哥一样，原来是西班牙的手下，后来

溜了，最近为了争一点吃的，跟学习委员打了起来，被打个半死。现在

只敢跟巴西争争体委的位置。  

 

30、委内瑞拉Venezuela—— 原西班牙手下，最近突然变得很有个性，

自立门户，和几个哥们儿一起，跟班长对着干，但却是小蝌蚪撵鸭子

——找死；蚍蜉撼大树，可笑不自量！

 

31、古巴Cuba——班长邻居，很有个性，有委内瑞拉等一帮穷哥们儿，

还有副班长（有时还有团支书）撑腰，跟班长对着干了一个学期。

是敢于老虎头上拍苍蝇的愣头儿青。

 

32、加拿大Canada——全班第二高大，是班长的邻居，除了最近要

和班长、副班长等抢几个冰棍外，基本上是班长的助手。爱袒护犯

错误的同学。

 

33、伊朗Iran——无职位，留大胡子，做事却很高调，多次扬言不

怕班长，引起班长等的极度反感，扬言要好好教训他一顿。    

 

34、南非S.Africa—— 无职位，在全班人长得最黑，幼儿园时因为

长得黑曾经叫学习委员带着几个哥们儿揍的够呛，最近才突然发现自

己家里地底下有很多黄金、钻石，一夜暴富，腰杆也硬起来了。班干

部们都想拉拢这个小弟弟，尤其是团支书，会做政治工作，很见效。

不知什么原因，饱受爱滋病之苦。 

 

35、澳大利亚Australia——无职位，家里是养羊专业户，经济条件

不错。为人有礼貌，爱跟学习委员玩耍，和班长关系搞的也不错，前

几天还和他们一块收拾伊拉克，有事没事都跟着班长学习委员转。

 

36、荷兰Holland ——无职位，小时候发育晚，挨过西班牙揍，幼儿园开始

就不学好，打了不少架，也叫不少人收拾得服服帖帖，抢过团支书一

块橡皮，结果最后还是叫团支书揍了，橡皮归还，是为数不多的向团

支书三拜九叩的人，现在老实了，爱好体育。

 

37、牙买加Jamaica——无职位，特能跑，在校运动会上屡获佳绩，

令班长眼红。

 

38、沙特阿拉伯Saudi Arabia——无职位，家里富得流油，和邻居关

系不大好，但注意和班长搞关系，最近团支书家里出了大事，慷慨解

囊，是班上出钱最多的。

 

39、联合国U.N.——班主任，穷，身子弱。由于教师地位低，再加上

房价猛涨，连楼房都买不起，只好住在人家班长家里，经常看人家

班长的脸色。没几个学生把班主任当一回事。同学们还算有点良

知，分摊了他的生活费，但作为交换条件，班主任的实际管理权

交给了五个班干部。